Happy Maharashtra Day 2012

Maharashtra Dini mazya sarv bandhu ani bhaginina

Maharashtra Dinachya Hardik Shubhechya

JAI JAI MAHARASHTRA MAZA, GARZA MAHARASHTRA MAZA!

Happy Maharashtra Day 2012

Jai Maharashtra

What the people want is very simple.
They want Maharashtra as good as its promise.
Jai Maharashtra

Jai Jai Maharashtra Maza


Jai Jai Maharashtra Maza,
Garza Maharashtra Mera !!!
Happy Maharashtra Day 2012.

Maharastra day sms


Marathi asamita,
Marathi maan, Marathi paramparechi Marathi shaan
“sonyacha” divas ghevun ala chaittanaychi khan.
MAHARASHTRA DINACHA HARDIK SUBHECHA.

1st may Maharastra day sms


kaly chatiwari korali abhimanachi veni
poladi mangate kelati khel jivgheni
daridrychy unhat shijala
nidhalachy ghamane bhijala
desh gaouravsathi zhijala
diliche hi tact rakhito
jai jai maharastra majha garaja maharsatra majha

MARATHI Mhanaje


MARATHI Mhanaje:-
M-Mahan
A-Aagyakari
R-Rupvan
A-Atulya
T-Tadapdar
H-Himmati
I-Imandar
Mhanun Sangto Garvan Mhana..
"MI MARATHI"

Marathi funny sms


Bandya: Ek Coffee Kiti Rupyala Aahe?
Waiter: 10 Rupyala
Bandya: Pan Samorchya Dukanat Ek Rupayala Aahe.
Waiter:Sir Te Xerox Che Dukan Ahe..

Marathi grammer class


Marathi grammer class
Guruji-"Ti mulgi sarv mulankade pahun haste."
sang br gopya ya wakyat 'mulgi' kay ahe?
Gopya-Guruji 'mulgi' agaoo ahe.

why dont u leave him?"


D moon said 2 me,"if ur frnd is nt msgg u,then why dont u leave him?"

I looked bak 2 moon,& said,......"jaa naa,fokanichya,tula kaay karaaychay?"

Diwasala suryachi


Diwasala suryachi sath Aahe,
Ratri
la chandrachi sath
Aahe,
Samudrala latanchi sath
Aahe,
Aani Tuzya-Mazya PREMALA
Jagachi sath Aahe...!

Akshaya trithyacha advance hardik sebechcha 2012


अक्षय त्रीत्याचा हर्धिक सुबेच्चा [April 24, 2012]


DAYS TO REMEMBER April 24, 2012

Sachin Tendulkar's 39th Birthday [1973]
Panchayat Diwas
Manav Ekta Divas [Human Unity Day]
Satya Sai Baba's First Death Anniversay [2011]

baykoLa sms

Ek bewada baykoLa sms karto

"maaza shewatcha peg chaLu aahe. ardhya tasat ghari yeto..
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Ani nahi aaLo tar hach sms parat wach..!

25 bhagile 3 kiti?

Guruji- 25 bhagile 3 kiti?
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Guruji- Ani baki kay?
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Ganya- Baki kahi nahi nivant..!!!
tumcha kase kay?

परीक्षेचा सीट नंबर

SIR- तुझा परीक्षेचा सीट नंबर

A086957845 आहे…
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ZAMPYA – २००-३०० रु. जास्त घ्यापण
मला फ्यान्सी (fancy) नंबर द्या

PuneriManus

Autodriver- Saheb break fail zhale ahet, kay karu lavkar sanga?
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PuneriManus- PAHILE METER BAND KAR!

PAUS ALA MOTHA!!!!!!!!!

ye re ye re pavasa....
tula deto paisa....
paisa zala khota....
PAUS ALA MOTHA!!!!!!!!!
Paus padala pan paise chi amish...

15th April Malayali - Bengali - Assame New Year

15th April Malayali - Bengali - Assame New Year

Vishu - Malayalam New year;

Pohela Boisakh or Noboborsho - Bengali New Year;

Bohag Bihu - Assamese New Year

Wish u Happy near

Funny sholey sms






Gabbar    : Kitne admi the:
Samba    :  Sarkar 2

Gabbar    : Muje ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote
Samba    : 2 ek ke baad aata hai

Gabbar    : Aur 2 ke pehale?
Samba    : 2 ke pehale 1 aata hai

Gabbar    : To beech me koun ata hai?
Samba    : Beechme koi nahi

Gabbar    : to fir dono ek sath kyo nahi aate?
Samba    : 2 ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai kyoki 2 ek se bada hai

Gabbar   : 2 ek se kitna bada hai?
 Samba  : Sunn kutte, goli maarni hai toh maar de.
                Tune sirf namak kilaya hai haramkor,chyavanpraash nahi,

Happy Ambedkar Jayanti 2012


For A Special Person
Who Fought For Aam Aadmi
Dalits,Untouchables And Indians
B R Ambedkar Jayanti Is Today
Wish You All The Happy Ambedkar Jayanti  2012

Happy Ambedkar Jayanti


Desh K Liye Jinhone Vilas Ko Thukraya Tha,
Gire Huon Ko Jinhone Swabiman Sikhaya Tha,
Jisne Hum Sabko Tufanose Takrana Sikhaya Tha,
Desh Ka Tha Anmol Wo Dipak Jo “Baba Saheb” Kehlaya Tha…
Happy Ambedkar Jayanti

Maharastra day sms

Long Live Maharashtra
What the people want is very simple.
They want Maharashtra as good as its promise.
Jai Maharashtra
April 5 : Mahavir Jayanti


DAYS TO REMEMBER 2012

April 4 : Cricketer Bapu Nadkarni's 79th Birth Anniversary [1933]

पाऊस कुठे पडतो?

शिक्षक - भारतात सगळ्यात जास्त पाऊस कुठे पडतो?

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"जमिनीवर!!"

मुलाचे नाव काय?

२९ फेब्रुवारीला जन्मलेल्या मुलाचे नाव काय?
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"दि-लीप"