One tea, two toasts,
U R my best Dost,
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Aata Marathi Madhun -
Ek chaha,2 khari Aapli maitri laayi bhari.
tuzya manatil gupit mala kalel ka
tuzya manatil gupit mala kalel ka...
sang priyai...
tuzya barobar punha preet mazi julel ka..?
sang priyai...
tuzya barobar punha preet mazi julel ka..?
Najuk Fulapramane Mi
Najuk Fulapramane Mi..
PreM Kele Tuzyawr,
Fulnya Adhich Te Tu..
Fekun Diles Rastyawr!
PreM Kele Tuzyawr,
Fulnya Adhich Te Tu..
Fekun Diles Rastyawr!
Tumchya swatachya payavar chala
Tumchya swatachya payavar chala
Swatachya thatat prem kra
Hruday manel tech kra
manje 1diwas Aai Baba abhimanane mhantil
Ghartun baher ho adhi
Swatachya thatat prem kra
Hruday manel tech kra
manje 1diwas Aai Baba abhimanane mhantil
Ghartun baher ho adhi
Special Words For Angree Girl From A Boy
Special Words For Angree Girl From A Boy
"Chandrat Daag Ahe
Suryat Aag Ahe
Tujha Nakawarcha Jo Raag Ahe Hach Tar
Majha Prema Cha Bhag Ahe."
"Chandrat Daag Ahe
Suryat Aag Ahe
Tujha Nakawarcha Jo Raag Ahe Hach Tar
Majha Prema Cha Bhag Ahe."
Baba tumcha Janma Kuthe zala?
Sonu: Baba tumcha Janma Kuthe zala?
BaBa: Nagpur
Sonu:Aai Tujha?
Aai: Nashik
Sonu: Aani Majha?
Aai:Mumbait
Sonu:Are Mag aapan ekatr kase aalo..?
BaBa: Nagpur
Sonu:Aai Tujha?
Aai: Nashik
Sonu: Aani Majha?
Aai:Mumbait
Sonu:Are Mag aapan ekatr kase aalo..?
How does a "MANSE" karyakarta propose.
Mi tuza konich nasen,
pan tu matr Mazi aahes,
karan tu mharashtrachi aahes,
ani mharashtra maza ahe
pan tu matr Mazi aahes,
karan tu mharashtrachi aahes,
ani mharashtra maza ahe
Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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mag kay?
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Ghya ata ushi ani odha dokyavarun chadar
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Mumbaiche pahile station dadar
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mag kay?
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Ghya ata ushi ani odha dokyavarun chadar
pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla
Dad- Pass ho kiva fail, tula bike milnarach.
Son-wow!!
Dad-pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla,
nahitar Boxer news paper takayala..
Son-wow!!
Dad-pass zals tar Pulsar college la jayla,
nahitar Boxer news paper takayala..
Aarsa Majha Mitra Aahe
Aarsa Majha Khup Changala Mitra Aahe Karan. .
Jewha Mi Radat Asto Tevha
Aarsa Kadhich Majhyavar Hasat Nasto
Jewha Mi Radat Asto Tevha
Aarsa Kadhich Majhyavar Hasat Nasto
All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla
All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..
All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..
Pariksha ali saheb ata tari pustak uchla..
All iz well mhanta mhanta semister akha sampla..
Pariksha ali saheb ata tari pustak uchla..
Tujhya shivay maitri tikavnar kon
Tujhya shivay maitri tikavnar kon
Mazya shivay nati japnar kon
Hey deva
mazya ya Mitrala Nehmi Japun thev
Nahitar mazya laganat J1 VADHANAR kon
Mazya shivay nati japnar kon
Hey deva
mazya ya Mitrala Nehmi Japun thev
Nahitar mazya laganat J1 VADHANAR kon
Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet
Mazya inbox maddhe khup jokes aahet
pan te sarva mi tula ekdam nahi deu shakat
tari ha ek joke mi pathvat aahe
Tu sundar aahe
pan te sarva mi tula ekdam nahi deu shakat
tari ha ek joke mi pathvat aahe
Tu sundar aahe
Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na
Vichar Kar.
Tu Itka Hushar ka.
Itka Sundar Ka.
Itka Premal Ka.
Are sope Aahe
MajHya Barobr Rahtona
Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na.
Tu Itka Hushar ka.
Itka Sundar Ka.
Itka Premal Ka.
Are sope Aahe
MajHya Barobr Rahtona
Mag Hushar Lokanchi Savli PadnarCh Na.
Aata DoKyat Prakash Padto
Aata DoKyat Prakash Padto..
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Tuzyavar Prem KarNya Peksha Abhyas Kela Asta
Tar Pass Tari Zalo Asto
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Tuzyavar Prem KarNya Peksha Abhyas Kela Asta
Tar Pass Tari Zalo Asto
Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala
Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala.
Tyachya Pahilyach Operation Madhe To Patient Mela.
Tar Ganya Mhanto- Hey DEVA Majhi Pahili Bhet Swikar Kar
Tyachya Pahilyach Operation Madhe To Patient Mela.
Tar Ganya Mhanto- Hey DEVA Majhi Pahili Bhet Swikar Kar
Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo
Samudra Miltach Aapan Paaus Visarlo
Surya Miltach Aapan Chandra Visarlo
Kiti Vichitra Aahot Aapan
Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo..
Surya Miltach Aapan Chandra Visarlo
Kiti Vichitra Aahot Aapan
Sheila Miltach Aapan Munnila Visarlo..
Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte
Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte.
Bhavacha Frnd Bhau Hou Shakto
Pan
Pan
Baykochi Frnd Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?
Bhavacha Frnd Bhau Hou Shakto
Pan
Pan
Baykochi Frnd Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?
Ek Pailvan Love Letr Lihato
Ek Pailvan Love Letr Lihato: Ky Tuji Chal,
Ani Ky Tuji Ada
Kay Tuji Chal Ani Ky Tu Ada
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Me Ahe Hanuman Ani Tu Maji Gada.
Ani Ky Tuji Ada
Kay Tuji Chal Ani Ky Tu Ada
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Me Ahe Hanuman Ani Tu Maji Gada.
GF Ani Mitrat Kay Farak Asto?
GF Ani Mitrat Kay Farak Asto?
Ans-
GF:Tula Kahi Jhala Tar Mi Jaganar Nahi
&
Mitra: joparyant Mi Jivant Ahe Toparyant Tula Kahi Hou Denar Nahi.
Ans-
GF:Tula Kahi Jhala Tar Mi Jaganar Nahi
&
Mitra: joparyant Mi Jivant Ahe Toparyant Tula Kahi Hou Denar Nahi.
Ya dhund hrudayala
Ya dhund hrudayala
aata kasa aavaru.?
Premat padalo aahe ticya, manala kasa savaru.?
Manat ticya vishayi khare prem aahe, pan kase tila vicharu?
aata kasa aavaru.?
Premat padalo aahe ticya, manala kasa savaru.?
Manat ticya vishayi khare prem aahe, pan kase tila vicharu?
Mala pahije coffee
Mala pahije coffee,
aai ne dila chaha..
Wa wa
mala pahije coffee,
aai ne dila chaha..
Tumhi DIAL kelela number krupaya punha tapasun PAHA..
aai ne dila chaha..
Wa wa
mala pahije coffee,
aai ne dila chaha..
Tumhi DIAL kelela number krupaya punha tapasun PAHA..
Kunachya Chehrya Var Kadhich Jau Naye
Kunachya Chehrya Var Kadhich Jau Naye
Tyala Fasavanyachi Saway Asate
Fakt Dolyanvar Vishwas Thevava
Karan Tyannach Satyachi Olakh Asate
Tyala Fasavanyachi Saway Asate
Fakt Dolyanvar Vishwas Thevava
Karan Tyannach Satyachi Olakh Asate
Konte 'taare' zaminivar rahta
Konte 'taare' zaminivar rahta ?
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Vichar Kara
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"Mhataare"
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Vichar Kara
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"Mhataare"
Bahinichi frnd Bahin Hou Shakte
Bahinichi friend Bahin Hou Shakte.
Bhavacha Friend Bhau Hou Shakto
Pan
Pan
Baykochi Friend Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?
Bhavacha Friend Bhau Hou Shakto
Pan
Pan
Baykochi Friend Bayko Ka Nahi Hou Shakt?
Kutrayache pillu kitihi sundar asel tari
Kutrayache pillu kitihi sundar asel tari tyache sheput vakadech aste
Wah wah
PREM kitihi changale asle tari lokancha najaret te LAFADECH aste
Wah wah
PREM kitihi changale asle tari lokancha najaret te LAFADECH aste
Result Fail aalyavar
Result Fail aalyavar..
SIR-Classmadhe Laksh Nasayache
AAI-T.V.cha parinaam
BABA-Aai che laad.
MITR-Chal,1 Beer Maru..
SIR-Classmadhe Laksh Nasayache
AAI-T.V.cha parinaam
BABA-Aai che laad.
MITR-Chal,1 Beer Maru..
Exam Pass zalyavar
Part-1
Exam Pass zalyavar
SIR-Mazi Mehanati mule
AAI-Devachi krupa
BABA-Mulga kunacha aahe
MITRA: Chal,1 Beer Maaru
Exam Pass zalyavar
SIR-Mazi Mehanati mule
AAI-Devachi krupa
BABA-Mulga kunacha aahe
MITRA: Chal,1 Beer Maaru
June Lokhand veeka
June Lokhand veeka
Patryache dabbe veeka
Tutke futke dabadi veeka
Raddi veeka aani
Tya paishane Recharge karun 2-4 sms pathawa.
Patryache dabbe veeka
Tutke futke dabadi veeka
Raddi veeka aani
Tya paishane Recharge karun 2-4 sms pathawa.
Ekda Dukkar Komadichya Premat padto
Ekda Dukkar Komadichya Premat padto,Doghe Kiss kartat,
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Dusrya Divashi Dukkar marto Burd Flu ne, Aani Kombdi Marte Swine Flu ne
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Dusrya Divashi Dukkar marto Burd Flu ne, Aani Kombdi Marte Swine Flu ne
Deva kade kahi Magal Tevha Akkal Nako Nasib Maga
Deva kade kahi Magal Tevha Akkal Nako Nasib Maga..
Kaaran Akkal Valyanna Mi Nasib Valyanchi Gulami Kartana Pahile Aahe.
Kaaran Akkal Valyanna Mi Nasib Valyanchi Gulami Kartana Pahile Aahe.
Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe
BF(GF chya vadilana)-
Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe.
Muliche Vadil-
Kutrya,
Mi kay majhya muliche Spare Parts viktoy kay...?
Mala tumchya Mulicha haat havaa aahe.
Muliche Vadil-
Kutrya,
Mi kay majhya muliche Spare Parts viktoy kay...?
Chalu Lecture Madhe Ek Mulga Baher Nighun Jaato
Chalu Lecture Madhe Ek Mulga Baher Nighun Jaato..
Sir: Ha Baher Ka Gela?
Ek Student: Sir Tyala Jhopat Chalnyachi Saway Aahe
Sir: Ha Baher Ka Gela?
Ek Student: Sir Tyala Jhopat Chalnyachi Saway Aahe
TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo
TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo wah wah.. TuZya PremaChya Sawline Me Tahanlela Zalo. Tu 2 Minute Thamb Me "NINETY" marun alo |
Jara baher ya
Jara baher ya
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aala?
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Mag varti dhagakade bagha!
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Baghital?
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Chandra paha
pahila?
Aata jhopa sakali surya dakhavto
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aala?
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Mag varti dhagakade bagha!
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Baghital?
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Chandra paha
pahila?
Aata jhopa sakali surya dakhavto
Prem hi sundar Bhavna aahe
Prem hi sundar Bhavna aahe,
Karan ti Hrudhayatun yete.
matra.
MAITRI tayhun aadhik sundhar aahe,
karan ti Hrudhay chalavte.
Karan ti Hrudhayatun yete.
matra.
MAITRI tayhun aadhik sundhar aahe,
karan ti Hrudhay chalavte.
Tuzyapasun Dur Jaatana
Tuzyapasun Dur Jaatana,
Man Majhe Jad Zaale Hote...
Chehra Hasara Dakhvala Tari,
Dole Bharun Aale Hote...! "
Man Majhe Jad Zaale Hote...
Chehra Hasara Dakhvala Tari,
Dole Bharun Aale Hote...! "
Lok Boltat Ki Premat Padle ki Jhop yet Nahi
Lok Boltat Ki Premat Padle ki Jhop yet Nahi
Arre koni Mala
Pan
Prem kara,
Mala Khup Jhop yete
Arre koni Mala
Pan
Prem kara,
Mala Khup Jhop yete
Parikshechi sarva tayari zali
Parikshechi sarva tayari zali
Pen
Pencil
Khodrubber
Patti
Compass
Sagla tayar.
Ata fakt
Abhyas karaycha tevdha baki aahe.
Pen
Pencil
Khodrubber
Patti
Compass
Sagla tayar.
Ata fakt
Abhyas karaycha tevdha baki aahe.
Paaus lagat asel tar RENCOT ghala
Paaus lagat asel tar RENCOT ghala,
thandi lagat asel tar SWETAR ghala,
ek SMS karata yet nasel tar mobile CHULIT ghala.
thandi lagat asel tar SWETAR ghala,
ek SMS karata yet nasel tar mobile CHULIT ghala.
Ek sunder Charoli
Ek sunder Charoli:
Premat jari “Padalo” tari,
Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,
Karan ekivar prem karun,
Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !
Premat jari “Padalo” tari,
Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,
Karan ekivar prem karun,
Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.
Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet,
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet,
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.
Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat
Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.
T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.
"Pu La Deshpande".
Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.
"Pu La Deshpande".
Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
Sakali hastes Dupari hastes
Sakali hastes Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
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