5 Rs 3 Kande

Bayko: Ahoo... Aaj Tar Mala 5 Rs 3 Kande Milale
Navra: Te Kase Kay?
Bayko: 5 Rs Tyne Mala 1 Dila
1 Mi Uchlun Palale
Aani 1 Tyne Fakun Marla

Who I am..

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me..

My Name..

My VoiCe..

Who I am..

& who I am 2 u..

&  if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki

Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

Marathi PJs

eka jatret eka stall madhe ek manus ordat asto , ek rupayet dudhi halva. loka paise devun aat jatat , tikde ek duhi latkavli aste . loka vichar taat kuthe ahe dudi halva samor che dudhi tumhi halva ani nigha.

Gurujini

Gurujini 1 kida darut budawla. Kida mela Guruji: mulano, yawarun kay shiklat? Ganya: daru pinyane potatle kide martat..

एकदा BOYFRIEND आणि GIRLFRIEND

एकदा BOYFRIEND आणि GIRLFRIEND फिरायला जातात,

फिरत असताना मुलाच्या पायाला ठेच लागते आणि रक्त वाहु लागते,

मुलाला वाटते, आता ही तिची ओढणी फाडुन जखमेवर बान्धेल अन तिच्याकडे बघत असतो.

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मुलगी - बघु पण नको " दिवाळीचा ड्रेस " आहे माझा

Bayko-Kay ho tumi mhanla hota na ki kahi karan asalyshiwy daru pinar nahi
mag aj ka?
Navra-Ag ata diwali ali
mag roket sodayla batli nako ka

Maitri Asavi Ashi
Jase Haat Ani Dole
Karan Hatala Lagale Tar Dolyat Pani Yete
Ani
Dolyat Pani Alach Tar Te Pusayala Hatach Pudhe Yetat.

Ek bewada baykola sms karto-"maaza shewatcha peg chalu aahe. ardhya tasat ghari yeto..
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Ani nahi aalo tar hach sms parat wach..!

guruji: kuthe hotas?

Moru: bird flu zalela
G: bird flu tar pakshyana hoto.
M: tumhi mala manus samajtach kuthe. Roj tar kombda banawta....

Ya peksha bhari
msg pathvun
dakhav !

Thandi ahe
khup....
Lagli ahe
bhuk....
Manat ahe
Premachi
chunuk.....
Chal re bhoplya
tunuk tunuk.....!!!

Ra.one

Ra.One काय करतो? (What is Ra.One doing?!)
J.One (Jevan means to have dinner/lunch in marathi)

Ra.One चा आवडता महिना कोणता? (Ra.One's favourite month)
Shra.One (Shravan)

Ra.One चा आवडता TV Channel कोणता? (Ra.One's favourite TV Channel)
star.One

Ra.One चा आवडता Number कोणता? (Ra.One's favourite numbers)
Ekka.One, Ba.One (51, 52 in marathi)

Ra.One च्या बापाचे नाव काय? (Ra.One's dad's name)
Paa.One

Ra.One सारखी काय काढतो? (Not getting this one! :P )
Aath.One (Getting worried)

Ra.One चा आवडता खेळ कोणता? (Ra.One's favourite sport)
F.One

Ra.One कोणता सिम कार्ड वापरतो? (Ra.One's sim card)
Cell.One

Ra.One चे गाव कोणते? (Ra.One's village)
Maal.One (Maalvan)

AFTER KISSING

AFTER KISSING-
GIRL: "WHAT A WONDERFUL AND SWEET KISS THAT WAS"
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BOY (LAJUN) :
"HO NA???
AATACH MANIKCHAND KHALLA HOTA"

Malkin-Molkarin

Malkin- Jar tu Dupatta ghalun kam karshil tar mi Rs500 extra dein

Molkarin-Far kami ahet.Dupatta kadhun kam karayla Saheb Rs1500 extra detat.!