Ek jooni pan ekdam killar shayari
Tumhari adhavo pe,
Me vaari vaari..
Tumhari adhavo pe,
Me vaari vaari..
Somwari,
Mangawari,
Bhudwari,
Aani Guruwari...
Nahi Sanga
Tujya Mohak HasyaMadhe Majhe
Mi Pan Harvun Baslo
Mala N Mahit
Kadhi
N
Kalale
Kasa,
Kuthe,
Aan
Kenvha
Faslo..
Tumchy Mitranahi Sanga
Mi Pan Harvun Baslo
Mala N Mahit
Kadhi
N
Kalale
Kasa,
Kuthe,
Aan
Kenvha
Faslo..
Tumchy Mitranahi Sanga
Jevha tula
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
Shet ani Bijar funny sms
Bikari : shet kahi tari gha shet.. kaalle naahi sakaal Pasun
Shet : 100 chi note dhaakvun.... tujyakade 60 rs. aahet kaa
Bikar : Hoi shet
Shet : mag pahilyada te karch kar
Shet : 100 chi note dhaakvun.... tujyakade 60 rs. aahet kaa
Bikar : Hoi shet
Shet : mag pahilyada te karch kar
Tu Love Mi Prem ,
Tu Poli Mi Bhaat,
Tu Football Mi Laath Tu Bashi Mi Cup,
Tu Ushi Mi Zhop.
Tu Ball Mi Bat,
Tu Undir Mi Cat…
Mi Mungla Tu Mungi,
Tu Saadi Mi Lungi..
Tu Love Mi Prem ,
Tu Photo Mi Frame..
Tu Doka Mi Kes,
Tu Saban Mi Fhes.
Tu Nisarga Mi Fiza,
Tu Kavita “Mi Maazha”
Tu Ghubad Mi Pankh,
Tu Vinchu Mi Dankh.
Tu Sambaar Mi Dosa
Tu Boxer Mi Thosa
Tu Kanik Mi Poli
Tu Aaushad Mi Goli.
Tu Petrol Mi Car,
Tu Daru Mi Bar.
Tu Dudh Mi Saai,
Tu Kes Mi Dye…..
Tu Chaha Mi Lassi,
Tu Kumkum Mi Jassi…
Tu Toop Mi Loni,
Tu Dravid Mi Dhoni….
Tu Barfi Mi Pedha,
Tu Bavlat Mi Veda…
Tu Computer Mi C.D.,
Tu Cigaratte Mi Bidi..
Tu Dahi Mi Loni,
Tu Kes Mi Pony
Tu Computer Me Mail
Tu Niranjan Me Tel
Tu Tiger Mi Lion
Tu Dadar Me Sion
Tu Takkal Mi Kes..
Tu Canteen Mi Mess
Tu Kes Me Konda,
Tu Dagad Me Dhonda.
Tu Football Mi Laath Tu Bashi Mi Cup,
Tu Ushi Mi Zhop.
Tu Ball Mi Bat,
Tu Undir Mi Cat…
Mi Mungla Tu Mungi,
Tu Saadi Mi Lungi..
Tu Love Mi Prem ,
Tu Photo Mi Frame..
Tu Doka Mi Kes,
Tu Saban Mi Fhes.
Tu Nisarga Mi Fiza,
Tu Kavita “Mi Maazha”
Tu Ghubad Mi Pankh,
Tu Vinchu Mi Dankh.
Tu Sambaar Mi Dosa
Tu Boxer Mi Thosa
Tu Kanik Mi Poli
Tu Aaushad Mi Goli.
Tu Petrol Mi Car,
Tu Daru Mi Bar.
Tu Dudh Mi Saai,
Tu Kes Mi Dye…..
Tu Chaha Mi Lassi,
Tu Kumkum Mi Jassi…
Tu Toop Mi Loni,
Tu Dravid Mi Dhoni….
Tu Barfi Mi Pedha,
Tu Bavlat Mi Veda…
Tu Computer Mi C.D.,
Tu Cigaratte Mi Bidi..
Tu Dahi Mi Loni,
Tu Kes Mi Pony
Tu Computer Me Mail
Tu Niranjan Me Tel
Tu Tiger Mi Lion
Tu Dadar Me Sion
Tu Takkal Mi Kes..
Tu Canteen Mi Mess
Tu Kes Me Konda,
Tu Dagad Me Dhonda.
Police - Darudya sms
Police- Kuthe Chalalay Be
Darudya- Daaru Pineyapusen Honare Nuksaan Che Pravachan Iakayla
Police- Itkya Raatri Kon Denar
Darudya- Mazi Baiyko
SMS
Ek BOLU
NaraJ Nahi Honar Na
Bolun Taku.?
Vichar Kar
Tula
khup Premane Sangat Aahe
SMS Karat Ja
Nahi Tar khun-kharaba Houn Jael..
Ekda ek manus
Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe.
To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!!
To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"
To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!!
To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"
When i call you..
When i call you..
Ringing means i like u.
Ringing means i need u.
Ringing means i luv u.
Ringing means behray phone uchal.
Ringing means i like u.
Ringing means i need u.
Ringing means i luv u.
Ringing means behray phone uchal.
Ganta mhanje kai?
Ganta mhanje kai?
Eka divsat 24 gante
8 jopayche,
2 pravasache,
2 kanyapinyache,
8 collegche,
2 girlfriendche,
Aapalya swatasati kai rahit ???
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Ganta..
Eka divsat 24 gante
8 jopayche,
2 pravasache,
2 kanyapinyache,
8 collegche,
2 girlfriendche,
Aapalya swatasati kai rahit ???
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Ganta..
Full funny marathi sms
एकदम पांचट जोक:-
सर : तुझे बाबा कुठे काम करतात रे बंक्या?
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बंक्या : HDFC मध्ये
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सर : HDFC चा Fullform काय आहे?
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बंक्या : '' Hiralal Dhokala Farsan Centre''
-)
सर : तुझे बाबा कुठे काम करतात रे बंक्या?
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बंक्या : HDFC मध्ये
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सर : HDFC चा Fullform काय आहे?
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बंक्या : '' Hiralal Dhokala Farsan Centre''
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Funny Students sms
Convent school studnts in zoo:-
wow..! monky is sleeping don't disturb..
MARATHI SHALETLI MULE:-
Ae pakya..! To bagh tuza baap zoplay,
dagad maaru ka sang
त्याचे काय ?
" घरातली एक मुलगी शिकली तर त्या घरातील चार लोक शिकतात ."
अहो पण ती शिकत असताना शाळेतील ४० मुले
......फेल होतात, त्याचे काय ?
अहो पण ती शिकत असताना शाळेतील ४० मुले
......फेल होतात, त्याचे काय ?
Hasat Rahave Nehami
Hasat Rahave Nehami
Kadhi Radu Naye
Hasat Rahave Nehmi
Kadhi Radu Naye
Tya Sathi
Ekch Karave
Kunachya Premat Kadhi Padu Naye..!
Kadhi Radu Naye
Hasat Rahave Nehmi
Kadhi Radu Naye
Tya Sathi
Ekch Karave
Kunachya Premat Kadhi Padu Naye..!
Shyam Singh Company Cha Mob. Aahe?
Zampya: Shyam Singh Company Cha Mob.
Aahe?
Dukandar: Nahi
Zampya: Koni Sangit Lay, Aapan DeLar Aahat
TyaChe
D: Abey Shyam Singh Nahi, SamSung
Aahe?
Dukandar: Nahi
Zampya: Koni Sangit Lay, Aapan DeLar Aahat
TyaChe
D: Abey Shyam Singh Nahi, SamSung
Vel Lagala Tari Chalel
Vel Lagala Tari Chalel..
Pan Vaat Tuzich Pahin,
Visarlis Tu Mala Tarihi..
Nehami Mi Tujach Rahin.
Pan Vaat Tuzich Pahin,
Visarlis Tu Mala Tarihi..
Nehami Mi Tujach Rahin.
Mi Gane Gate Tevha
Bayko- Mi Gane Gate Tevha,
Tumhi Gharabaher Ka Jata?
Navra- Karan Baherchi
Lokani Ase Samju Naye Ki Mi Tuza Galaa Dabat Aahe..
Tumhi Gharabaher Ka Jata?
Navra- Karan Baherchi
Lokani Ase Samju Naye Ki Mi Tuza Galaa Dabat Aahe..
Marathi mothers day sms
Diwasbhar marmar kaam karun thaklela me jeva ghari aalo teva
Wadil mhanali, kaay kamavale?
Baiko mhanali, kaay wachavale?
Mulani vicharle, kaay aanale?
pan fakt Aai ne vicharala, divasbharat kahi khallas ka?
Advance Mothers daycha Hardik subechcha
May 13 mothers day, [2nd sunday]
Wadil mhanali, kaay kamavale?
Baiko mhanali, kaay wachavale?
Mulani vicharle, kaay aanale?
pan fakt Aai ne vicharala, divasbharat kahi khallas ka?
Advance Mothers daycha Hardik subechcha
May 13 mothers day, [2nd sunday]
tyala kay mhanaal?
Ekadhyala
sundar,
changali,
samjhutdar,
na bhandnari,
kami bolnari,
chagala jewan banawanari,
bayko milaali tar tyala kay mhanaal? . . . . .’AFAWA’
sundar,
changali,
samjhutdar,
na bhandnari,
kami bolnari,
chagala jewan banawanari,
bayko milaali tar tyala kay mhanaal? . . . . .’AFAWA’
Kasa Aahes?
A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan BarechAastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACHAAHET.
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan BarechAastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACHAAHET.
Jai shivraj
तुच आकाश
तुच पाताळ
तुच आहे वसुधंरा
तुच सागर
तुच आहे वाहत्या नदीचा जीवतं झारा
तुच जन्म
तुच आयुष्य
तुच आहे मरण
तुच माता
तुच पिता
तुझ्याशिवाय कोण देईल शरण
तुच देव पुजा तुझीच
तुच खरी भक्ती
तुच सह्याद्रीं
तुच हिमालय
तुच आत्मशक्ती
तुच शिवनेरी
तुच तोरणा
तुच रायगड
तुच तलवार
तुच ढाल तरी एकदा म्हण फक्तलढ
तुच मालक
तुच धनी
तुझाच आहे धाक
तुच जात
तुच पथं
तुच आहे धर्माचा बाप.....
ll जय शिवराय ll
ll जय शंभूराजे ll
Raje sambhaji
रा = रागंडा विर स्वराज्याचा
जे = जे केले तो ईतिहास
सं = संस्कंराचा धनी
भा = भारतीयाचां मानबिदुं
जी = जिकंले मृत्युला
म = मर्द मराठा
हा = हाच एकमेव अजिक्यं योद्धा
रा = राजकुमार महाराष्ट्राचा
ज = जख्मातुन ज्याच्या वाहिली शिवशाही
जे = जे केले तो ईतिहास
सं = संस्कंराचा धनी
भा = भारतीयाचां मानबिदुं
जी = जिकंले मृत्युला
म = मर्द मराठा
हा = हाच एकमेव अजिक्यं योद्धा
रा = राजकुमार महाराष्ट्राचा
ज = जख्मातुन ज्याच्या वाहिली शिवशाही
Mi Marathi
Garv naahi pan
Garche sanskar aahet
Dhamki naahi pan
Dhamak aahe
Paise naahi pan
Manachi shreemanti aahe
mhanun thar mhanto
mi marathi
Garche sanskar aahet
Dhamki naahi pan
Dhamak aahe
Paise naahi pan
Manachi shreemanti aahe
mhanun thar mhanto
mi marathi
Sir Student Marati funny sms
Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir : Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Student : 10hatti
Sir : Are wa,kase olkhle
Stuent : karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.
Sir : Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Student : 10hatti
Sir : Are wa,kase olkhle
Stuent : karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.
Chorun Chorun
Chorun Chorun Gappa Marnyachi
Soy Fakt Bus Stop Var Vhaychi;
Karan "Ti" 15 Minite Lawkar
Aani
Bus 20 Minite Ushira Yaychi!
Soy Fakt Bus Stop Var Vhaychi;
Karan "Ti" 15 Minite Lawkar
Aani
Bus 20 Minite Ushira Yaychi!
Ahes Tu
Ashant
Manach
Vishwas Ahes Tu
Vishwas Ahes Tu
Kityek
Savangdyat
Khas Ahes Tu
Khas Ahes Tu
Jivant
Ahe Mi Karan
Shwas Maza Ahes Tu
Shwas Maza Ahes Tu
Abhari Ahe Mi Tuzi
Fakt Maza
Ahes Tu...
Fakt Maza
Ahes Tu...
Bill
Premika Sobat
Asel Tar
Hotel Bill
Premika
Door Asel
Mobile Bill
Mobile Bill
An
Premika Door Zali Tar
Daruche Bill
Premika Door Zali Tar
Daruche Bill
Yachya Karita Nako Lau Dil
Na Yeil Bill
Na Yeil Bill
Nahi Sangitle.
Bapune
Sangitlay
Izzat
Baykochi
Kara
Kara
Kalji
Karaychi Tar
Baykochi Kara
Baykochi Kara
Prem
Karayche
Tar
Baykovar Kara
Tar
Baykovar Kara
Pan
Bayko Konachi?
He Nahi Sangitle.
He Nahi Sangitle.
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