Tu tujhya lagnat kona konala bolavnar ahes?

Baba- Tu tujhya lagnat kona konala bolavnar ahes?

Zampya- Tumhi sodun saglyanna

Baba- Mala ka nahi?

Zampya- Tumhi tari bolavla hota ka mala.?

Pratiksha Aahe Tya Diwsachi

Pratiksha Aahe Tya Diwsachi

Jevha Tula Mazya Premacha Abhiman Vatel

Hrudayat TUZYA Mi Asel

Aani TUZYA Othavr Nav Fakt Maze Asel !!!

Jyotish:tuzya jivnat 14 muli yetil

Jyotish:tuzya jivnat 14 muli yetil..

boy-"oh yess... what a life!"

jyotish:jyast aanandi hou nakos

1 bayko ani 13 muli hotil.

Dukkha madhe 2goshti 1dam galatat

Dukkha madhe 2goshti 1dam galatat

1-Ashu & 2-Shembud

Ayushat dole pusanare barech bhetatat

pan shembud pusnare konich nai

very sad but true !!!

Bala kaay karto Ahe?

Aai: Bala kaay karto Ahe?

Mulga: Vachat Aahe

Aai: "Excellent..!!!

Kaay Vachat Aahe..??

Mulga: Tujhya Honarya Suneche Message !!!

Mungyanchi Powder tari ghya

Salesman- Saheb, kahich nahi tar Mungyanchi Powder tari ghya

Zampya-Kahi nako. Mungyanche evdhe laad kelet tar udya Deodorant suddha magtil..!

Papa and boy funny marathi sms

Vadilani banduchi talasi getli,
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cigarette, muliche numbernigale..
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vadilani bandula badad badad badadle..
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ani mhanaale kevha pasun suru aahe he sagle?
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Bandu radat radat,
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Papa hi pant

mazi nahi tumchi aahe......

Happy Independence Day SMS In Marathi

Happy Independence Day SMS In Marathi,15 august SMS In Marathi,Latest Happy Independence Day SMS In Marathi,

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‘‘JAY HIND‘‘


१५ ऑगस्ट स्वथान्त्र दिवसच हार्दिक सुबेच्चा

Break naahi ka martha yet?

Mulga cycle varun jatana eka mulila dadakla

mulgi : Break naahi ka martha yet?

Muliche puneri uththar : Akki cycle maarli atha kaai

Break vegla kaadun maaru..

Navra bayko funny marathi sms

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat.

Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto,” mala sakali 6:00 la uthav”.

Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!!

To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste.

Tyavar lihile aste, ” 6:00 vajlet, utha”!!!

Funny marathi Surgeon Rogi sms

Eka Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation Sathi 5 Lakh Fee Magitali

Rogi Mhnala:Sahab Itkya Paishat Tar Aik Navi Car Yeiel

Sureon: Tich Tar Ghyachi Aahe..

Marathi kavitha

Ashech Yeshil Tu Tenvha

Man Hoiel Vede Majhe Punha-Punha

Pakhshi Geet Gatil Pahun Tujala
Haluch Lajel Sonchafa PanaMadhuniya...

maithri divascha subechcha

maithri divascha advance hardhik subechcha

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Marathi joke sms

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))

To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"

Navra gari yeto,

Navin lagna jalelya sunela sasu mhante " aajpasun
tu mala aayi mhanayach
aani saasaryana baba mhanayach"
sandhyakali jevha ticha navra gari yeto,
tevha ti mhante

" aahi dada aala "...

Heart Touching

Ek suprasidh
ChiNeSe PoeT SaiD
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"ShinGuYa Chi ChoNGo iTima ShiN Una
PiN PiNGo ChiNG"
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HeaRt TouChiNG Na...! :-P

Nati asavi

Nati asavi Shankh Shimplya sarkhi
Evlyashya Motyalahi Algad Japnari
Maitri Asavi Davbindu Sarkhi
Hirvya Panavrti Aaple Astitva Ujlun Dakhavnari

Funny marathi mobile sms

Mulgi : maje hrudhay mhanje maja mobile aahe

ani tu thyatla simcard mhanjech jeev aahe re.

Mulga : raani ek vicharu ?

mulgi : ho...!

Mulga : mobile double simcha thar naahi naa...

फ्रेन्डशिप दे चा हार्दिक सुबेच्चा [5th Aug]

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