tula pohata yete kaa..??

Angrej sardarla uddesun : tula pohata yete kaa..??
Sardar.. naahi…
Angrej : tujyapeksha mag kutra bara.. thyala nidhan pohata tari yete…
Sardar.. ho!!!
Sardar.. mag tujyt ani kutrath kai farak aahe?
Angrej Sock… sardar rock…

Maazi Baalpanichi souryakatha

Maazi Baalpanichi souryakatha :

Mi eka vaghachya pekatath laat gathli…
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Eka chityacha tangda modal….
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Eka hathila fekun dila.
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Mag matra
mala thya kelnyarcha dukanachya malakne
dukanbaher kadla….

Girl ani boy funny marathi sms

Boy : Maithri karnaar kai ?
Girls : Maje paalak parvangi denaar naahi
Boi : waa lai baari…
Jase majya baba ne
Mala pori patvanyacha license kaadun dilay…

mulano suhi

Siksak – mulano suhi tochalyavar rakth ka baher  yet

Chintu – suhi koni tochli te bagayla. -)

Pati patni super funny sms

Husband : mi ithka vrudh jalyavarhi tarun
                 Mulichya mage davto, yache tula
                 Raag yeth naahi?

Wife     : Ajibaat naahi. Kaaran karanchya mage
                Kutra kitihi daavla tari karyaparyat
                To pohochat naahi. Mahitiy mala…!